Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows part 2...The best comedy of the summer!

Have you noticed all these frozen yogurt places? It would be difficult not to, they are everywhere. I really don't understand the whole craze about these places. They are over priced and half of them you have to make your own. I don't know about the rest of you, but I go out to eat so that people can serve me. I am not paying to make my own food while the people behind the counter just sit there and make money while they watch me work. I am not a slave!!!! Then I get to the cash register and they charge me 5 bucks. Are you kidding me? I just got 12oz of fro-yo (that's what the hip youngsters are calling it these days). Another reason that I am not fond of them is because everyone says that one is better than the other. Which doesn't make sense. I am certain that there is only one company that sends the mix to every store. From what I have heard there are two places that are pretty much the same except for their location...Menchies and Krave. Strange thing is that everyone thinks that one is better than the other. It would make sense if most people said that one was better than the others, but it's about half and half. Why don't you health freaks just calm down and go get some ice cream. Do you really think fro-yo is better for you than ice cream? Ha, I bet you still think that santa clause is responsible for your presents on christmas, and that the easter bunny is pooping out eggs in random places for you to find. The truth is the health food fad is really a government conspiracy to make money from the idiots in America and slowly kill them. They charge you extra money for "healthy food" to pay for all the money they have borrowed from China, and on top of that they lace all the food with small amounts of arsenic. If you want to have real healthy food why don't you get off your lazy butt and grow a garden and buy some cows and chickens to slaughter? Oh, I forgot you live in America and don't know what those things are.

So I had an interesting experience tonight that I would like to share with any who want to read about it. I went and saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. I am pretty sure that is the longest title for a movie ever. I could be wrong, it just seemed like it took me a long time to type it. If I was smart I would have typed "Ha" into google and just copied and pasted it from the search results. Unfortunately, I didn't think of that until after I typed it. Just to warn you I am going to give away the entire movie with this post. So if you haven't seen the movie or read the book Dumbledore dies...jk he really dies, but just in the 5th movie, or the 6th one. Well the real one died after like the 2nd or 3rd, but that is beside the point. The movie wasn't bad. I can't complain I got to see Emma Watson looking hot for 2 hours, and I had some good laughs because unlike most of the people that are into Harry Potter I can get a good laugh when a character dies. Like after Harry dies and Voldemort says "Harry Potter is dead" then he laughs a little bit then his entire mob starts laughing. I nearly died laughing. It never really explains how Harry was able to come back from the dead...oh well. Then after he comes back from the dead he defeats Voldemort and finds out he is the rightful owner of the elder wand. So he literally could have power over death and become the most powerful wizard in the world. What does he do? Breaks it and throws it off a cliff, and before he "dies" he drops the stone that brings people back from the dead in the middle of the forest. What a moron! If I had that kind of power I probably wouldn't do much. At the very least I would probably bring Heath Ledger back from the dead, make myself a bunch of delicious food every day, and use the cloak of invisibility to go into the girls bathroom...to find out once and for all if there is really a couch in there or if people were just making it up.
So back to the movie. My experience in the theater was awful. I got in there and it was like 100 degrees. Then I look up at the screen and there is some light or something hanging from the ceiling right in front of the top left of the screen. I could not stop looking at it for the first 5 minutes of the movie, and every time my eye wandered up to that part of the screen I would start laughing. Then close to the end of the movie some idiot opened the door to the projection room and left it open. So there was a huge glare on the screen. It was ridiculous. Some how with all of that going on I actually enjoyed the movie. Of course I was laughing more than anything else. There are just so many things in that movie that my mind added to make it awkward or just random. And there were just a bunch of funny deaths where people just got owned by something. Like Snape, he totally gets owned by Voldemort's snake, and I couldn't help but chuckle. I am pretty sure that the fact that Snape is a good guy is just something that J.K. Rowling added at the last second just to mess with people. To be honest with a name like J.K. I would expect something like that, and it turned out to be J.K. Snape is a good guy. The best joke would be if on the very last line of the book she said "J.K. Harry is really dead! Take that you lifeless nerds."

Avada Kedavra!