Ok it is definitely time to blog again. You wanna know how I can tell? Because I am bored out of my mind. I have had quite an interesting week actually. On Sunday night I went to my friend Keean's house and played games with some friends I haven't seen in a long time. It was actually quite enjoyable. Unfortunately, I had no idea that on that night my phone would meet it's demise. Later that evening on my drive home I tried to text someone with my touch screen on my LG enV Touch. Alas, the screen didn't work. I wasn't surprised, the phone had been giving me trouble since about 3 months after I got it. That was about a year and a half ago. Anyway, I just figured I could restart it and it would work again. I was wrong. I could have lived without the touch screen working because the touch screen barely worked anyway. The fact that they called it a touch screen was generous. It was more like a useless screen. After restarting the phone and realizing that the screen didn't work any more I also noticed that the screen light was staying on. If I completely locked the screen it would light up a second later. This caused the battery to die extremely fast. So here I was late Sunday evening trying to figure out what I was going to do now. To make a short story long, I sat up that night thinking about getting a new phone. So I contacted my sister and told her about my stupid dead phone and that I wanted to get a new one. Ok, I am gonna make the story short. I got an iPhone 4! I do not regret the purchase at all. It is the best thing ever. I really like apple products. They are far superior to any other product. I didn't get on here to talk about my iPhone though. I could, but I don't want to bore you.
Isn't it weird how if you wake up 5 minutes earlier than normal you are like 30 minutes early for work or school? Seriously, When I am in the middle of a semester I will wake up with my alarm clock and get ready with the same routine every day, but I will get to school literally right before it starts, or a little after. If I get up 5 minutes earlier I am 30 minutes early for school. How is this possible? I was talking to a friend about this last week, and he said the same thing happens to him. So I know I am not alone on this. If you haven't tried this I suggest you do. It is miraculous. It is like there is a void in time in that 5 minutes before you normally wake up. It is my belief that the key to time manipulation lies in that 5 minutes. There is some sort of supernatural phenomenon in that small window of time that needs to be scientifically studied. Oddly enough, I didn't get on here to talk about that either.
I saw Captain America twice this weekend, once in 2D and then in 3D. For those of you who haven't seen it, I strongly suggest that you do. Not only is it awesome, it is awesome! There is a preview for The Amazing Spiderman and that promises to be a good movie. I did like the other spiderman movies but they were a little corny for my taste. And the new one looks like it will be following the way the comics were. One of the amazing things about Captain America was the way they were able to make Chris Evans look like a shrimp. The first 20 minutes or more of the movie he is scrawny and short. I was reading up on how they did that, and based on what I read they actually filmed him normally and shrunk him down in the post production. Originally, what I thought they did was have a small guy and put Chris Evan's face on him, but I was wrong. It is incredible how good it looked though. They did a really good job with that in this movie. I would have liked to see a little more of Captain America kicking butt, but I was definitely ok with the amount they had. Honestly, I don't think I could have been fully satisfied by any amount of action they could have had in this movie. I would have just wanted more. One thing I didn't like was that the love story isn't resolved, but there aren't many movies like that and I think that they will take care of that in The Avengers...hopefully. Besides that I loved the movie.
One thing I still cannot understand is people that leave before the credits are over in a movie like that. Are you kidding me? That is like reading a book and putting it down before reading the last page where it wraps everything up. That is actually a bad analogy for me because I don't read books, but still. It is common knowledge that movies like this have stuff after the credits. If you don't know that then you shouldn't be allowed in public because obviously you are an idiot. Oh, I thought of another analogy, it's like eating a candy bar and throwing away the last bite...who does that? What I am trying to say is that if you are gonna see Captain America stay through the credits because there is something that you will want to see at the end.
So obviously people on facebook don't appreciate pure gold when it comes to humor. My facebook status for 3 days has been "So wait...is xXx gonna be in The Avengers?" Obviously, no one gets it because I have no comments or likes on my status. Samuel L. Jackson plays Nick Fury in the recent Marvel movies. He also plays the guy that recruits Vin Diesel in xXx. Do you get it now? It's not funny now that I have to explain it. Seriously people get with the program. I give you comedic gold and I get nothing. How about this, now that you get my status go "like" it or comment on it. This will serve 2 purposes, I will know who reads my blog and it will make me feel popular. This is somewhat completely off subject, but why is Indiana Jones scared of snakes? They are natures belt. Not to be confused with the equator, which is earth's belt. Sorry Indiana Jones is on tv and I am getting distracted. On that note I will bid you all farewell. Stay tuned, next time I will be live from Denver, the city that almost looks like the word Beaver...but not really.
Au revoir
Man, I wish we could have gone to Denver. :( I had a dream about American Idol the other night. I dreamt I was watching the new season, and one of the contestants was a 30-year-old guy. I was really pissed. And I would be pissed if that actually happened. I would become the first person to get a private audition with the top judges by suing Fox Television. I would do it, too.
ReplyDeleteI made that exact comment out loud to the people of the theater when I watched Captain America with my wife's family... "Either these people have no friends, or they are just plain stupid! Who DOESN'T know that there's something at the end of Marvel movies?!?"
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