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I haven't blogged in a while...for that I am sorry. I have started blogging a couple of times, but I didn't feel like they were things that would make people laugh, or be enjoyable to read. So I am going to try again. There has been something on my mind for a while now. It is people who complain about things that they don't understand. An example of this is people that say stuff like "global warming my butt" while it is snowing in the spring time. This is the one I see the most. The fact is that global warming is a real thing. The facts are that average temperatures have climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit around the world since 1880, much of this in recent decades, according to NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies. The 20th century's last two decades were the hottest in 400 years. Glaciers and mountain snows are rapidly melting—for example, Montana's Glacier National Park now has only 27 glaciers, versus 150 in 1910. Arctic ice is rapidly disappearing, and the region may have its first completely ice-free summer by 2040 or earlier. Those are just a few of the facts I have found. I know that in your small little world you think you know everything just because your parents said you were special when you were growing up. Actually, when they were saying you are special they were saying you are retarded. I hate to be the person telling you this, but you were gonna find out some day. Better in my blog then getting publicly flogged because of your idiocy. I can't blame your parents for saying you were special instead of telling you the truth. Heck, they probably had no idea either. For some reason many parents are blind to their children's inadequacies. This is why a lot of the people you hate are the way they are. Their parents were unable to see the flaws in their jerk child. Because of this the parents never disciplined the child, and they became what we know now as douchebags, and, for lack of a better term, douchebaguettes (not to be confused with a type of french bread). This same thing happens when people are in the lovey dovey part of their relationship. They are unable to see flaws in each other. They are too infatuated with each other, and it is impossible for them to see past that. Unfortunately, here in Utah I am afraid that a lot of people get married in that stage of infatuation, and then a year or so later they find themselves questioning what they got themselves into. There is something with marriage in Utah that I do agree with though. That is getting married at an early age. When you are young you are naive, and you are not set in your own ways. That combination makes finding a marriage companion easier. The point I was trying to get at when I started this thought was that people need to think, and, heaven forbid, research things before they open their mouths and show how stupid they are.
Anyway, enough talk about marriage...that's gay. Just kidding its quite straight, and hopefully it will stay like that. Freaking gays wanting equal rights, what are you black women? Seriously though, if anything just give them a civil service that gives them the tax breaks and legal stuff that married people get. Where I draw the line is religious marriage services. If gays think that God wants them to get married they obviously don't understand religion that much. God designed our bodies to procreate with the opposite sex...'nuff said. What makes me laugh is when people say stuff like "there are 500 species of insects and whatever that show homosexual tendencies". To that I say "So..." what does that have to do with anything? All that means is that insects are puny brained, horny, and well that pretty much sums it up. So really you are just offending yourselves by saying that. I really don't have any problems with gay people. I have said it before and I will say it again, I am just gonna let natural selection do what it will.

So I keep seeing this preview for Shark Night 3D. I gotta tell you I am not going to see it. Obviously the people in this movie aren't smart enough to stay out of the water after a shark attacks one of them. How are people that stupid? If it was me in that situation I would do the same thing any person with a brain would do, I would stay out of the water. I wouldn't jump into the water and try to kill it. My chances of survival are very low if I did something brainless like that. It is the same with most horror movies. If there is a killer and I know about it, I am getting the crap outta there. Then there are the movies where creepy paranormal stuff is happening in their house. After a couple of scary things happened I would be out of there as well. I wouldn't stay there and then start checking out the basement and the attic. Everyone knows that is where are all the scary crap is. Even if there is nothing scary in your house. It is still scary there. You don't go there unless it is extremely necessary. I have clean underwear on, and I want to keep it that way as long as possible. Oh, I just remembered something else I wanted to say. I was watching The 3 Musketeers a couple months ago and I was thinking after the big fight scene at the end. Who cleans up all the dead bodies in the castle and all over the courtyard after this is over? That would have to be the worst job ever. The should do a dirty jobs episode on body clean up in afghanistan. I am not really trying to be funny by saying this, I mean laugh if you want, but I am serious. That would be the worst job ever. You probably don't even get paid for it. So it probably isn't even a job. It is like volunteer work. That's gotta suck. That's why I don't volunteer for anything, because I could get stuck with that. That's why in church when someone asks for a volunteer to say the prayer the room just falls silent. They know. That is gateway volunteering. I know exactly where that road goes.