Bananas and toilet paper

Who hates commercials lately? I do! There are only two types of commercials that should be able to be aired. Funny commercials and informative commercials that are not funny, but after you watch them you say to yourself "wow I just learned something". And maybe those sad dog commercials that make people cry because Sarah McLachlan's music is playing while its showing dogs without an eye, or a dog with a leg missing or something. I think its funny that there aren't any commercials about cats like that. If there were a commercial with cats that are disfigured and messed up people would probably laugh because cats are horrible. On a side note I read an FML last night that really confused my emotions. This girls sister had just lost her leg, and she told her boyfriend when she found out the awful news. Right after he heard he said she should get a job at IHOP. It's sad because someone lost a leg, but its funny because of the other part. Thus my emotions were confused. Anyway back to what this is really about. There was a commercial on this morning for Scott toilet paper that was neither informative or funny. I can't remember the details because it was stupid, but all I could think of was that there is no need to have a commercial for toilet paper. Also, there is no need to have a commercial for KY or tampons or anything that has to do with hygiene and/or your butt. The only way that they should need to have a commercial for toilet paper is if it wipes for you. Tell me that wouldn't be a commercial you would be ok seeing. If they come out with toilet paper that wipes hands free, or hand free i guess, I would buy that in a heart beat. I am honestly surprised they haven't come out with that yet. I mean the bidet is a great idea. I personally don't know how well it works, but if it is thorough then I want one. I heard once that they work really well, but I have also heard other ridiculous things from people that weren't accurate. Wow, now that I think about it, the bidet is an amazing idea. I mean how much money do we, Americans, spend on toilet paper every year? No, seriously how much? I don't know. I guess I could google it, but that would ruin my train of thought. You know what would be even better? If your toilet cleaned your entire body after you use it! Wouldn't that be great? A shower toilet? I don't know how many times I have felt the need to shower after using the bathroom. And I am certain that everyone else feels the same.

Bananas! So I ate a half an orange and a banana for breakfast. The orange was great, The banana did not meet my expectations. Seriously, don't they scientifically alter all the fruit now so that my fruit tastes good, is huge, and whatnot? Well if they do then I got a failure today. If they don't, then I apologize nature, but your fruit is sub par. Also, if scientists do alter fruits, couldn't they get rid of those things inside the peel of the banana? You know what I am talking about. Those line things, I am sure there is a proper name or some latin word for them. I hate those things, first of all you had to peel your banana, then with those things you have to peel it like 5 more times, but it's more annoying because unlike the actual peel of the banana these line things break off when you are peeling them off. Have I lost anyone yet? I feel like sometimes I notice things that people don't. Like maybe I am the only person that actually notices those things on bananas and everyone is thinking what are you talking about. And now they have stopped reading this. If I haven't lost you then I have wasted about 5 or 10 seconds of your time. Unless you are a slow reader, then I have wasted way more than that. If you are a slow reader what are you doing reading this blog anyway? I love being able to erase things I have written. I just erased like 4 or 5 lines of stuff, and no one will ever know what it said. So back to bananas...I licked my feet when i was like 4 or 5 years old. Isn't that weird? What was i thinking? You know what the sad part is? No one ever told me not too. It's not like you understand anything at that age. How was I suppose to know that it was really gross? I don't remember how it tasted, I assume my taste buds weren't developed at all. And I also assume that when people saw me doing it they just figured it was ok because I was building my immune system.

So to sum up. Commercials are dumb, and bananas are annoying, but I will continue to eat them.