Yeah, I don't know what to title this.

What is the deal with people that write their smiley faces like this (: are you kidding me? Half of the time I think that the person wrote a frown face, and I have already started my reply based on that. Do the world a favor, and start writing your smiley faces normal. You are gonna just confuse everyone, with exception to people with dyslexia. Maybe they wouldn't have as much of a problem with it. While I am on the subject of modern communication, who is really annoyed with autocorrect? It is like when I write something completely wrong, it autocorrects it perfectly. This is why I keep it on, it saves me time. But, when I spell something correctly, or I miss one letter, it changes the word to something completely random. Another problem that I face with autocorrect is that when I am sending a text message the last word will be a word that gets autocorrected, and I will be typing fast and hit send, and right after I hit send the last word gets corrected while its sending and there is nothing I can do about it. Although it does bother me, it allows for some good laughs. There is an entire website of autocorrect fails that are pretty hilarious. Maybe the reason they made autocorrect was for that exact reason. They wanted to make life funny, that is why the corrections are so ridiculous. Seriously, have you read some of them, it is insane what some of these words are corrected as. It must be a huge practical joke that the OS programmers for smart phones are in on. I am certain of it.

Ok, so I have been on a couple of road trips in the past couple of weeks, and there is something that I really need to address. If you have recently traveled the roads of northern Utah you will have noticed many orange cones, and not so many road workers. Utah has a horrible pattern of having road construction that lasts forever. If they were actually making progress I wouldn't have such a problem with it. My problem is that there is one small section of road that they are working on for a month. Yet, there is another 5 or 6 miles, at the least, of cones blocking most of the road. I have have tried and tried to figure out the reasoning for this. I can't come up with anything. There is a particular part of the freeway that is beyond ridiculous. Not only is there multiple miles of construction cones up, but they are so far out into the open lane that you have to drive on the grating on the side of the road. You know, the stuff that makes really loud noise, and ruins your tires when you drive on it for extended periods of time. Are they just trying to piss people off? I don't even think they have done any construction there. It was the same way months ago when I went up north. Maybe the people over construction in Utah believe that the cones are magical, and when left unattended they come to life and fix the road. This is the only explanation I can think of, or for those of you who enjoy proper grammar, which I don't...This is the only explanation of which I can think. Nothing else would explain their inability to not do any work over so much time. According to physics the amount of power they produced is a number so small I don't even think that many decimal places exist. I am referring of course to the fact that in physics P(power)=W(work)/T(time), work which they do very little of and time of which they take way to much. It is an attempt at humor using the laws of physics to tie it all in. I apologize for that lengthy explanation and the horrible joke. I blame it on the fact that I have been watching The Big Bang Theory a lot. That, and I am a genius that relates every day nonsense to complex concepts. Back to what I was saying. There was one time when I was stuck in traffic on the free way for at least 30-45 minutes between Brigham City and Ogden. There were traffic cones blocking off one of the lanes for miles, and traffic was insanely congested. When I finally reached the end of the construction zone there was a police officer parked on the inside of the cones by himself. There was no construction even going on, what the heck!? Another thing that I noticed over the weekend is that between Salt Lake and Payson there are like 4 different construction areas. Don't you think that a way to piss off less drivers, and do more work, would be to have 1 construction area at a time? They would quadruple the number of people working on each section of the freeway, and limit the amount of construction areas at one time. Thus improving every aspect of freeway construction experience. What is this state run by? apes? No, apes are smarter than that. Probably a combination of turkeys and goldfish. Just to clarify, those animals are the morons of the animal kingdom. Just like politicians are the morons of the human race. I don't understand how a politician is a job. I wish I could get paid to make an idiot of myself and make horrible decisions. We might as well have rocks as our political leaders. Yeah, they can't do anything helpful, but not doing anything could possibly be the best thing that ever happened to our country. At least a rock wouldn't make a decision that the country would regret for 10 years, or get the country into such an enormous amount of debt that we can be bought on ebay for 15 trillion dollars. The good thing about a rock is that it would do nothing, because obviously the people trying to do something are just making things worse. I think the biggest problem with the presidential elections is that you never have a good choice. It is like going to the grocery store and you can only buy cyanide and cigarettes. They are both gonna kill you, but one of them just takes longer. Maybe the next president should just hit the button that launches a bunch of nukes and end it all. That is one way to end world poverty and corruption, pretty sure that stuff can't exist if everyone is dead. Death must be a really scary thing for people that don't believe in God. I don't even know how scientist can even think that we are just the product of a galactic explosion. I don't see how that makes sense. They call religious people stupid, when it is them that are a few scientific discoveries away from proving the existence of God. They are the smartest people in the world, and yet, they are the dumbest people in the world. With that thought I bid you adieu until next time.