A Christmas Blog To All And To All A Great Night

I would just like to wish all my readers a Merry Christmas. If you don't like being wished Merry Christmas then you can just suck it up for once and take it the way it is suppose to be taken...as a wish of happiness and good health. As we all know the flu and many other well known sicknesses are rampant at this time of year, and all those non Christians could really use a good wish of health now more than ever since they don't believe that prayer will help them. My way of saying that is by saying Merry Christmas. If you don't believe in wishing, then you are just a horrible person and you don't deserve my wishes. Do I get offended if a JW says happy 25th of December to me, or when a Jewish person says Happy Hanukah? The answer is no. I say thank you and depending on the situation I either give them a nice and reaffirming slap on the behind, or say have fun with your candles don't burn the house down. The problem with the world today is that people get offended about stuff they shouldn't get offended about. Then it is the kind people that have to deal with it because they don't like to complain. That right there is why everything in the world is so twisted. I think that the kind people need to get some fight in them and start taking our rights back. I, for one, am sick of people complaining about stuff that is stupid and getting their way because the law system is corrupted. Back to my main point. I don't understand these people that get so offended about being wished a Merry Christmas. How exactly is that offensive? I could understand if I was robbing a Jewish man, and after I took his wallet and rolex wished him Merry Christmas. That is an ok time to be offended. I mean granted he can get his money back because of his knowledge of finances, and let's be honest there is no way he could see his watch because his nose is likely obstructing the view of it. But even then, it should be the robbery that offended him, that or the stereotypes that I just made. If anything my saying Merry Christmas, though completely broke and without a way to tell time, should leave him but with a warm feeling inside. And that is the miracle of Christmas. I hope I have made my point.

Another thing I would like to talk about is Santa Clause. I really enjoyed the movie with Tim Allen when I was a kid before Jingle All The Way happened. That is a great movie, but you still can't beat a classic. My real question is what is the deal with Santa? I kinda feel like it has turned into a way that old pedophile men can go around with a beard on to disguise themselves, and get kids to sit on their lap while they promise children fancy toys and ponies. This has come a long way since when the real Saint Nick did whatever he did a long time ago. Probably the robin hood thing. I bet that Saint Nick didn't even do whatever he did at this time of the year, it was probably more around April...Just like the guy whom Christmas is all about. What was his name? Oh yeah, Jesus! What kind of world do we live in where kids recognize a picture of Ronald McDonald easier than Jesus? Those of you who have seen Super Size Me know what I am talking about. Those kids probably celebrate Christmas too. They have no idea what it is really about. I really think they should have switched Easter and Christmas. That would make a little more sense. Because a bunny pretty much has nothing to do with anything, and there really needs to be a holiday around that time of the year...spring break doesn't exist as an adult. Well it does if you are an unemployed adult, but pretty much every day is spring break in that case. Just a really boring one where there is nothing to do. Back to what I was saying. Christmas, the time of year we celebrate it now, is based off of a Pagan holiday where they celebrated the winter solstice or something like that. That has nothing to do with Jesus. Christmas has the word Christ in it. It isn't santamas or presentmas. Those are horrible holiday names. Who would name a holiday something like that? I would talk about traditions, but I think Jim Gaffigan pretty much said everything I am thinking in this video. I hope you enjoyed that, I know I did when I just watched it.

I would like to take this time to wish everyone a sincere Merry Christmas. May your hearts be filled with joy, and your stalkings with inevitable diabetes. May the wrapping paper you rip to shreds be recycled, and your gifts be returnable. Until next time...

Santa Cox