I feel like it has been quite some time since I have blogged. For that I am sorry. It has been pretty crazy for the last few weeks. Not that anyone cares, but I am going to share what I have been doing. There is this game called Call of Duty Black Ops. It seems the more you play it, the more you want to play it. For those of you who don't know what this game is I will give you a brief description of it. It is a first person shooter, which means that all you see is your gun and the people it is shooting. It is mostly bought because of it's ability to play online with people. I am surprised that people actually play the campaign, because it is really boring. It is a really fun game though, if you are a person that has nothing to do for extended periods of time, and don't really want to do something productive, I suggest getting an Xbox and buying this game. You can waste hours on it, even days if you are really into wasting time, which I am. Also, another reason I haven't blogged is because I went to Logan last weekend for a friends birthday and that was fun. Ok, enough about me. Has anyone gone to the movies lately? I went a few times recently and the price has gone up to $8 for a ticket. I may be wrong, but aren't the actors getting paid enough already? Who knows maybe the reason the movie prices are going up is because they make the movie reels out of oil. Anyway, I got into the theater and they said to put away cell phones and laptops during the movie. Cell phones I understand, but who is taking their laptop into the theater? I am really curious. Because they don't have wifi there, I know from experience. And if you are using a laptop during the movie aren't you missing the point of being at the movie? Sure you can listen to the dialogue, but thats only half of the movie, and if the movie is in another language and there are subtitles you are pretty much missing the whole thing. Maybe if you were dragged to some lame movie with a girl, and you brought a backup plan, which is actually pretty smart. But what guy thinks that far ahead? I know I don't. I went and saw Dear John with a bunch of girls, and I just had to sit through it. All 2 1/2 hours of it. I think if they are gonna put horrible movies in the theaters they should expect that people are gonna have their cell phones and other things out during the movie. You aren't gonna leave, there is no way you are getting a refund for your own stupid mistake. So why not enjoy the seat and the sticky floor for the time you paid for it? That makes me wonder why people leave movies. I don't care what the reason is. You just wasted money, if I make the mistake of going to a stupid movie the last thing I do is leave...literally. I stay and watch the whole thing, and then I go tell people how good it was. I can't, in good conscience, tell people that a movie is good, if it is really awful, if I didn't sit and suffer through the whole thing. So really what I paid for was a really good prank. The trick is you have to tell people you don't hang out with on a regular basis, because you don't want to end up going to the movie twice. If that is the case the joke is on you.
So I said earlier that I went to Logan last weekend. On the way up we got pulled over going 13 over the speed limit. I think that is pretty dumb for a couple of reasons. First of all it was obvious that we were in a hurry to get somewhere. If we get pulled over it is just gonna make us at the least 5 minutes later for what we were trying to get to. What are the chances that we are gonna drive slower after getting pulled over? Very slim is the answer to that brain teaser. If anything we are gonna drive faster because of the time we lost waiting for him to eat his donuts and get on his computer. Not to mention the time it takes to find the registration, and make sure that it is the right one. Mathematically, being pulled over undoubtedly caused and exponential delay in our travel. Because right below Provo was an accident that caused us to be stopped completely for about 15-20 minutes. Had we not been pulled over I am certain we would have been just ahead of it. On top of that I want to meet a police officer that has never gone over the speed limit before. Isn't it kind of messed up to enforce a law that the enforcers do not all follow? I feel that if they are not able to pull over every single person that is speeding, they shouldn't be able to pull over anyone that is speeding. Reckless driving is a different story, if you are weaving in and out of cars nearly causing multiple accidents you should not only get pulled over, but get your license taken away for driving like an idiot. On a closely related note, I was thinking about how criminals get multiple life sentences for doing horrible things. Isn't that a little silly? Maybe if you believe in reincarnation it isn't silly, but how are they going to imprison you when you are reincarnated? They aren't gonna know what you came back as. Wouldn't it make more sense if they said, they are going to be in jail until they die? I would be less confused by that. Then when I am watching the news they would say, this criminal is going to serve a jail sentence until he dies. I could look up from my bowl of cereal and say "hmmm...He must be a bad man." Instead of saying, "hmmm...That makes no sense." So back to getting pulled over, luckily I wasn't the one driving. I got to sit in the back seat and daydream of ridiculous things. Like how when I am rich I am going to get pulled over on purpose. I will have things set up so that when I get pulled over the first thought the police officer will have is this must be a joke. I would have my cell phone open in the middle of a text, no seat belt on, no shoes, an immigrant laying down in the back seat, empty alcohol containers scattered everywhere, and a marmoset playing glow in the dark checkers with a toddler in the trunk. His face would be priceless. Then when he asks if I know how fast I was going I would say, "of course I do, I am surprised you caught up." I would have so much fun if I was rich, that is probably the reason that I am poor. Because life is suppose to be tough, and lessons, and other nonsense. It is kinda funny when people say that money can't buy happiness, I never knew how to respond to people that said that until I was watching Daniel Tosh and he said, "Of course money can buy happiness, have you ever seen someone frown that is riding a wave runner?" It is true that you can't literally buy happiness, but you can definitely buy stuff that helps you be happy. I also think it's funny when I hear people say the best things in life are free, by that logic a Ferrari would be free, and food would be free. But that would explain why school costs so much money. I actually really enjoyed school, not the actual school part. I wish there was a place that was just as social as school, but you didn't have to be stressed and get anxiety attacks from it. That was my dream in High School, to have a place just like High School, but without teachers and all those pointless rules that everyone broke. Anyway, I am pretty much out of things to say, and apparently I am having pizza for dinner. So no offense, but screw you guys I am gonna eat.
Later
